-For all that is righteous and holy in this world, turn signals were created for a reason. USE THEM!! And don't get mad at me if you cut me off and then have to swerve when you see me there at the last minute. Oh yeah, and thanks for telling me I was number one, buddy!
-Those parties on the elevator have the right away. I know you are in a hurry, but don't plow over me, then look at me like it was my fault because I was trying to get off onto the floor that you were on. Next time, wait a few seconds before barging onto the elevator. And if you do happen to run into someone, a simple "oh, I'm so sorry", would be just fine.
-If I'm sitting at my desk with a plate of food/a hot pocket/a Chick Fil A bag in front of me, then YES, I'm "at lunch". Please don't ask the obvious question. And don't try and make me feel guilty by saying, "I know you are probably at lunch, but can you take care of this?" I'm going to say yes because I'm a nice person, but in my head, I'm making a voodoo doll of you.
-Yes, I'm single. I love being single. I'm having the time of my life being single. BUT PLEASE ,for the love of Steve Avery, don't keep asking me, "why isn't a nice girl like you married?" I'll get married when I feel like, thank you very much. Right now, I'm having too much fun. A married girl can't drop what she is doing and go to a baseball game after work with friends because she was offered a free ticket.
-Yes, I have put on a little weight. Thank you SO MUCH for pointing it out.
-Oh, and thank you for telling me that I would look a lot better with shorter hair. If you knew my purpose for growing my hair out, maybe you wouldn't be telling me I need to cut it because it's getting hot (for those of you who don't know, I'm trying to grow my hair out to donate to Locks of Love).
**DEEP BREATH** Wow, I do feel better after going off about all of that. Thank you friends, for letting me vent. I don't want to leave my post on a "sour" note, so I wanted to post this funny picture a friend sent me. It makes me laugh!! ;) We are halfway through the week!!! Be blessed my friends!!